I can’t hold it anymore…. I saw something absolutely tragic and it spawned new rules…
New Rule: Throwing up gang signs, getting posed in “homeboy” like positions and flashing your bling and pimp cups isn’t photojournalism. It’s a hot ghetto mess.
New Rule: If the photographer gets pictures of the groom licking his fingers and smoothing out his eyebrows, shoot the photographer and kill the groom.
New Rule: STOP, STOP, STOP Letting your non-pro friends and family cater your wedding. If the food looks like something that should be in a trough or that the roasted pig should be eating at the buffet instead of on it, you’ve made a mistake somewhere along the way. All the silver service in the world ain’t gonna help that mess, honey.
Now returning back to our regularly scheduled programming…
like the blog… though can’t say i agree with the “no-ghetto” rule… allowing middle class guests to play out their homeboy/girl alter egos after a few drinks is surely a good time!
STALKER ALERT: Terrica, I am absolutely in love with your blog and sites and just…YOU since I found it on Monday. Everyday this week, the majority of my work day has consisted of reading your archives. For Shame. You are my Kimora + Wedding Planning. OOOHHHH What could be better?!?! And if I thought I could shake this “wedding planning” bug before….I definitely can’t now. On top of all the things we have in common: 3 kids, a Mr. Wonderful, from Charm City AND…the philosophy that it has to be RIGHT, has to be FABULOUS and a general intolerance for FOOLISHNESS. Thanks for the inspiration.
Delores at {PEARLS OF WISDOM} said,
P.S. don’t stay away so long…
my soul need more…
they’re back … and i am lov-v-v-ing them !!!
they’ve been gone too-o-o-o long….
Were all three of those at the SAME wedding? ouch!
Love it! I have missed these.
I would add that the “family caterer” often does not have enough food and it is poorly prepared and presented. Do NOT bring anything aluminum out of that kitchen!!!! This is a wedding not your cousin’s BBQ!
Terrica gave up being nice for Lent? Seriously?
I second Andria!
come on Terrica
DISH
you know you want to.
Three? That’s it? You gave up being nice for Lent, I expected more of you.
I just HAVE to know what prompted this? I’m sure that’s a great story! Details, Details!
Oh I was hoping this was what was coming! I miss the “new rules”! And these, are great ones.