New Rules

March 18, 2008

I can’t hold it anymore…. I saw something absolutely tragic and it spawned new rules…

New Rule: Throwing up gang signs, getting posed in “homeboy” like positions and flashing your bling and pimp cups isn’t photojournalism. It’s a hot ghetto mess.

New Rule: If the photographer gets pictures of the groom licking his fingers and smoothing out his eyebrows, shoot the photographer and kill the groom.

New Rule: STOP, STOP, STOP Letting your non-pro friends and family cater your wedding. If the food looks like something that should be in a trough or that the roasted pig should be eating at the buffet instead of on it, you’ve made a mistake somewhere along the way. All the silver service in the world ain’t gonna help that mess, honey.

Now returning back to our regularly scheduled programming…

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12 Responses to “New Rules”

  1. michael says:

    like the blog… though can’t say i agree with the “no-ghetto” rule… allowing middle class guests to play out their homeboy/girl alter egos after a few drinks is surely a good time!

  2. STALKER ALERT: Terrica, I am absolutely in love with your blog and sites and just…YOU since I found it on Monday. Everyday this week, the majority of my work day has consisted of reading your archives. For Shame. You are my Kimora + Wedding Planning. OOOHHHH What could be better?!?! And if I thought I could shake this “wedding planning” bug before….I definitely can’t now. On top of all the things we have in common: 3 kids, a Mr. Wonderful, from Charm City AND…the philosophy that it has to be RIGHT, has to be FABULOUS and a general intolerance for FOOLISHNESS. Thanks for the inspiration.

  3. Delores at {PEARLS OF WISDOM} said,

    P.S. don’t stay away so long…
    my soul need more…

  4. DELORES AT {PEARLS OF WISDOM} says:

    they’re back … and i am lov-v-v-ing them !!!

    they’ve been gone too-o-o-o long…. :roll:

  5. Were all three of those at the SAME wedding? ouch!

  6. Nina says:

    :lol: :!: A great laugh for the evening…thanks!

  7. Tameika says:

    Love it! I have missed these.

    I would add that the “family caterer” often does not have enough food and it is poorly prepared and presented. Do NOT bring anything aluminum out of that kitchen!!!! This is a wedding not your cousin’s BBQ!

  8. Terrica gave up being nice for Lent? Seriously?

  9. Christine says:

    I second Andria!
    come on Terrica
    DISH
    you know you want to.

  10. Three? That’s it? You gave up being nice for Lent, I expected more of you.

  11. Andria says:

    I just HAVE to know what prompted this? I’m sure that’s a great story! Details, Details! :mrgreen:

  12. Molly says:

    :lol:
    Oh I was hoping this was what was coming! I miss the “new rules”! And these, are great ones.

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