I can’t hold it anymore…. I saw something absolutely tragic and it spawned new rules…
New Rule: Throwing up gang signs, getting posed in “homeboy” like positions and flashing your bling and pimp cups isn’t photojournalism. It’s a hot ghetto mess.
New Rule: If the photographer gets pictures of the groom licking his fingers and smoothing out his eyebrows, shoot the photographer and kill the groom.
New Rule: STOP, STOP, STOP Letting your non-pro friends and family cater your wedding. If the food looks like something that should be in a trough or that the roasted pig should be eating at the buffet instead of on it, you’ve made a mistake somewhere along the way. All the silver service in the world ain’t gonna help that mess, honey.
Now returning back to our regularly scheduled programming…
Oh I was hoping this was what was coming! I miss the “new rules”! And these, are great ones.
I just HAVE to know what prompted this? I’m sure that’s a great story! Details, Details!
Three? That’s it? You gave up being nice for Lent, I expected more of you.
I second Andria!
come on Terrica
DISH
you know you want to.
Terrica gave up being nice for Lent? Seriously?
Love it! I have missed these.
I would add that the “family caterer” often does not have enough food and it is poorly prepared and presented. Do NOT bring anything aluminum out of that kitchen!!!! This is a wedding not your cousin’s BBQ!
Were all three of those at the SAME wedding? ouch!
they’re back … and i am lov-v-v-ing them !!!
they’ve been gone too-o-o-o long….
Delores at {PEARLS OF WISDOM} said,
P.S. don’t stay away so long…
my soul need more…
STALKER ALERT: Terrica, I am absolutely in love with your blog and sites and just…YOU since I found it on Monday. Everyday this week, the majority of my work day has consisted of reading your archives. For Shame. You are my Kimora + Wedding Planning. OOOHHHH What could be better?!?! And if I thought I could shake this “wedding planning” bug before….I definitely can’t now. On top of all the things we have in common: 3 kids, a Mr. Wonderful, from Charm City AND…the philosophy that it has to be RIGHT, has to be FABULOUS and a general intolerance for FOOLISHNESS. Thanks for the inspiration.
like the blog… though can’t say i agree with the “no-ghetto” rule… allowing middle class guests to play out their homeboy/girl alter egos after a few drinks is surely a good time!